This is a bit funny, and also sad. Someone recently sent me an email with these one-liners. I thought it too good to pass up. Enjoy!
THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD . . .
The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.
The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Isn't it great to know that our trust is not in organizations, institutions, or in the goverment? Our trust is found in Christ alone! (Psalm 31)
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Thursday, December 17, 2009
Saturday, June 27, 2009
The Bean Test
Ok, I found this and thought it was great. And, if you're curious, I found 'the man' after about a minute or so... guess I need more protein. :-)
GOOD LUCK!
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THE BEAN TEST
Doctors have concluded that, if you find the man in 3 seconds, then the Right half of your brain is better developed than most people.
If you find the man between 3 seconds and one minute, then your right Half of the brain is developed normally.
If you find the man between one minute and 3 minutes, then the right Half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to Eat more protein.
If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the right half of your Brain is a mess, and the only advice is to look for more of these types of exercises to make that part of the brain stronger.
The man is really there. Keep looking! Forward to your friends & see how well their right brain functions.
GOOD LUCK!
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THE BEAN TEST
Doctors have concluded that, if you find the man in 3 seconds, then the Right half of your brain is better developed than most people.
If you find the man between 3 seconds and one minute, then your right Half of the brain is developed normally.
If you find the man between one minute and 3 minutes, then the right Half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to Eat more protein.
If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the right half of your Brain is a mess, and the only advice is to look for more of these types of exercises to make that part of the brain stronger.
The man is really there. Keep looking! Forward to your friends & see how well their right brain functions.
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